They left me alone for a week. I found plenty of things to play with while They were gone. I began thinking about my memoirs. I slept late, stayed up late, and ate way too much. Maybe I should think about trying out the roller blades again soon? Well. I’ll … Continue reading →
It’s lonely here now that He’s here. She’s completely ignoring me to play with Him. Anybody wanna’ play with a lonely, grouchy polar bear? No related posts.
Well, that hurricane wasn’t too bad. She went off and left me with no power or telephone while She ran off to Greece and Turkey. Fortunately, I don’t really give a hang for either power or the telephone. I’ve survived many years in the wild without either, thank you very … Continue reading →
She went through Hurricane Opal in Montgomery, AL, back in October 1995, and was without power for four days. This is my first hurricane, though, so I’ll share some of my thoughts. This area had good warning, and they began preparing for a much stronger storm earlier this week. As … Continue reading →
I paid a visit to Debbie, the Assiniboine Park Zoo polar bear, last Sunday. She looked lonely all by herself. She’s a distant cousin of mine, and it was good to see her. There’s more to the story, but that will all come out after November. No related posts.
Judge offered light sentences for sex. What do you take this headline to mean? Was the judge convicted of some illegal forms of sex and offered light sentences? Did the judge barter sex with the defendants in exchange for the defendants receiving a lighter prison sentence? Did the judge write … Continue reading →
I hear thunder. It’s been rumbling out there for hours but not a drop of rain. I want to hibernate. Grumble. Grumble. Grumble. Grouchy bear. No related posts.
Grumble. Grumble. Grumble. I am not a happy bear. I was fine earlier tonight. Then, wham! I’m grumpy. Maybe it will pass. No related posts.
She’s thinking about writing a novel about me. And She thinks I’ll be happy about it! What is She thinking?!?! I don’t want my private life splattered all over creation. And why should my biography go into a novel anyway? We’re going to have to have a talk. No related … Continue reading →
She bought acorn squash today. Tells me I’ll like it. I dooon’t knooow. (Peeks into oven, doubtfully.) No related posts.